Movember

Movember is the crisp goodbye to summer and the embrace of winter. The sunny days are gone and only half a glass of ouza is left. This is a time of solemn contemptagion. It seems fitting then that we should don our mustaches in recognition of George Papandreou, the man who sorted this whole thing out.

Fears of eurozone collapse had been growing, just yesterday morning Merkozy explained his concern; 'I am ingreecingly worried about the eurozone's chances of coming Acropolis'.

These fears have been abated however. Calls to 'shave off your tash and relax' because the leader of the most influential powerful country in the world has given the Greek people the dignity and representation they deserve; a seat in the dragon's den.

Using the vast sums of spare cash garnered from years of prudent investment the Greek people get to decide who should receive the £100,000 in return for a share of the company.

Initially there were concerns whether you could fit so many Greeks into one small room, but fortunately many of the nation's spines have seemingly disintegrated or become so flexible, that, with a little bit accountancy fraud and gross negligence, they can all fit in one room and decide the fate of the rest of the world.

The den will be shared by Jedward, Boris Johnson, Tony Blair Associates and Bob Diamond.

I would like to mark this momentous occasion by joining in the Movember movement and commemorating, via mustache, one of the most pathetic, cowardly political decisions ever made by a human being.